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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>Breathe easy. 

My name’s Carla. I’m painfully awkward, but I’m beginning to realize that everything’s going to be fine.</description><title>Ancora Imparo.</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @closetnerdchaos)</generator><link>http://closetnerdchaos.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>(via thechocolatebrigade)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4117419781qa0nd6o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://thechocolatebrigade.tumblr.com/"&gt;thechocolatebrigade&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://closetnerdchaos.tumblr.com/post/698908484</link><guid>http://closetnerdchaos.tumblr.com/post/698908484</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 Jun 2010 19:00:32 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>binds:

by buy me a pony.
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3rx0sCoc71qa4xrfo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://binds.tumblr.com/post/696048132"&gt;binds&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;by &lt;a href="http://flickr.com/photos/buymeapony"&gt;buy me a pony.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://closetnerdchaos.tumblr.com/post/696059843</link><guid>http://closetnerdchaos.tumblr.com/post/696059843</guid><pubDate>Sun, 13 Jun 2010 23:27:01 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>cptnspock:

jjessiebobb | verito244a | oldfilmsflicker
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3zg4hBFSt1qzsuffo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://cptnspock.tumblr.com/post/695910353"&gt;cptnspock&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://jjessiebobb.tumblr.com/post/695895152/verito244a-via-oldfilmsflicker-omg"&gt;jjessiebobb&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://verito244a.tumblr.com/post/695887482/via-oldfilmsflicker-omg"&gt;verito244a&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://oldfilmsflicker.tumblr.com/"&gt;oldfilmsflicker&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://closetnerdchaos.tumblr.com/post/695922226</link><guid>http://closetnerdchaos.tumblr.com/post/695922226</guid><pubDate>Sun, 13 Jun 2010 22:41:15 -0400</pubDate><category>THIS MAN</category></item><item><title>(via loveyourchaos)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3zgl90i5m1qzb7gjo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://loveyourchaos.tumblr.com/"&gt;loveyourchaos&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://closetnerdchaos.tumblr.com/post/695918518</link><guid>http://closetnerdchaos.tumblr.com/post/695918518</guid><pubDate>Sun, 13 Jun 2010 22:39:46 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>mayhemonabookshelf:

theinspiredartist:

(via...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3y54tHuBR1qaqyc2o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://mayhemonabookshelf.tumblr.com/post/695748000/theinspiredartist-via-itsonlyafleshwound"&gt;mayhemonabookshelf&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://theinspiredartist.tumblr.com/post/695066905/via-itsonlyafleshwound"&gt;theinspiredartist&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://-itsonlyafleshwound.tumblr.com/"&gt;-itsonlyafleshwound&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This made me laugh. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://closetnerdchaos.tumblr.com/post/695756932</link><guid>http://closetnerdchaos.tumblr.com/post/695756932</guid><pubDate>Sun, 13 Jun 2010 21:46:58 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>This is where I spend most of my time on tumblr</title><description>&lt;a href="http://cottonparachutes.tumblr.com/"&gt;This is where I spend most of my time on tumblr&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;I know I’m losing followers because of it, but whatever.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This may be the last time I whore my other tumblr out. It feels weird.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://closetnerdchaos.tumblr.com/post/695369751</link><guid>http://closetnerdchaos.tumblr.com/post/695369751</guid><pubDate>Sun, 13 Jun 2010 19:27:40 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>nursejoker:

vananaz | (via seagoat)

Quality post of the day.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3to75dUxN1qzan0uo1_r1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://nursejoker.tumblr.com/post/695274017/vananaz-via-seagoat"&gt;nursejoker&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://vananaz.tumblr.com/post/695272785/hideousbluegirl"&gt;vananaz&lt;/a&gt; | (via &lt;a href="http://seagoat.tumblr.com/"&gt;seagoat&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Quality post of the day.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://closetnerdchaos.tumblr.com/post/695357409</link><guid>http://closetnerdchaos.tumblr.com/post/695357409</guid><pubDate>Sun, 13 Jun 2010 19:23:10 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>buildcoffins:

“Joseph Gordon-Levitt is apparently tipped to play The Riddler in  Christopher...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://buildcoffins.tumblr.com/post/684965279/joseph-gordon-levitt-is-apparently-tipped-to-play"&gt;buildcoffins&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Joseph Gordon-Levitt is apparently tipped to play The Riddler in  Christopher Nolan’s next Batman movie.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://closetnerdchaos.tumblr.com/post/684975923</link><guid>http://closetnerdchaos.tumblr.com/post/684975923</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 Jun 2010 18:39:39 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>(via buildcoffins)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3rkliNcJ81qaa89oo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://buildcoffins.tumblr.com/"&gt;buildcoffins&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://closetnerdchaos.tumblr.com/post/681246524</link><guid>http://closetnerdchaos.tumblr.com/post/681246524</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 Jun 2010 17:07:02 -0400</pubDate><category>HNGGGGGG</category></item><item><title>"Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life."</title><description>““Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life.””&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Pablo Picasso (via &lt;a href="http://poisonedwings.tumblr.com/"&gt;poisonedwings&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://closetnerdchaos.tumblr.com/post/680619964</link><guid>http://closetnerdchaos.tumblr.com/post/680619964</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 Jun 2010 12:53:20 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>palahniukandchocolate:

Dunder Mifflin floorplan
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3raj85UZS1qzer51o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://palahniukandchocolate.tumblr.com/post/680600850/dunder-mifflin-floorplan"&gt;palahniukandchocolate&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Dunder Mifflin floorplan&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://closetnerdchaos.tumblr.com/post/680610397</link><guid>http://closetnerdchaos.tumblr.com/post/680610397</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 Jun 2010 12:49:16 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>somethingintellectual:

dangurewitch:

The Science Behind Law...</title><description>&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1937150&amp;fullscreen=1" width="400" height="225"&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" quality="best" value="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1937150&amp;fullscreen=1" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1937150&amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="225" allowscriptaccess="always"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://somethingintellectual.tumblr.com/post/680602233/dangurewitch-the-science-behind-law-order"&gt;somethingintellectual&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://dangurewitch.tumblr.com/post/680584566/the-science-behind-law-order-written-by-me"&gt;dangurewitch&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1937150"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The Science Behind Law &amp; Order&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;. Written by me &amp; Patrick, animated by Mike Parker. I guarantee that nobody else has pursued this angle in a comedy sketch about Law &amp; Order. I’m also very happy that we got to re-use our Sunshine Educational Films logo/sound that we originally created for one of my favorite CH originals, &lt;a href="http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&amp;source=web&amp;cd=1&amp;ved=0CBIQtwIwAA&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.collegehumor.com%2Fvideo%3A1890326&amp;rct=j&amp;q=pilgrims+hats+buckles+collegehumor&amp;ei=TsMPTKHQGoK78gav85GICQ&amp;usg=AFQjCNFhLy23vDMjTsw89p9PJxQi1ZqzrQ"&gt;Why Pilgrims’ Hats Have Buckles&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/post/680578005/the-science-behind-law-order-theres-a-simple"&gt;collegehumor&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Brilliant.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://closetnerdchaos.tumblr.com/post/680607879</link><guid>http://closetnerdchaos.tumblr.com/post/680607879</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 Jun 2010 12:48:11 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>(via papertissue)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3onzeywgD1qzyrwvo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://papertissue.tumblr.com/"&gt;papertissue&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://closetnerdchaos.tumblr.com/post/680565506</link><guid>http://closetnerdchaos.tumblr.com/post/680565506</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 Jun 2010 12:30:18 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>lookatthisfuckinghipster:

“AND I HATE MY PARENTS FOR SENDING ME...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3r3t2BPTP1qzzhzdo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.latfh.com/post/680253992/and-i-hate-my-parents-for-sending-me-money-for-my"&gt;lookatthisfuckinghipster&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“AND I HATE MY PARENTS FOR SENDING ME MONEY FOR MY BIRTHDAY SO I COULD BUY DRUGS.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://closetnerdchaos.tumblr.com/post/680338979</link><guid>http://closetnerdchaos.tumblr.com/post/680338979</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 Jun 2010 10:56:20 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Man Eats Child's Brain to Cure Epilepsy</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://poisonedwings.tumblr.com/post/675292416/man-eats-childs-brain-to-cure-epilepsy"&gt;poisonedwings&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://achy.tumblr.com/post/675288082"&gt;achy&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;A Chinese cannibal killed an 11-year-old boy and ate his brain in March 2010 in order to cure his epilepsy. It was said that the cannibal Wang Chaoxu, of southwest China, believed an old wives’ tale that eating a child’s brain could cure fits. Police said the boy, Li Xuetang, was found buried three miles away in a grain field in a neighboring village. The top of his head was peeled back and part of his brain removed. People found two blood stained rocks in the field and some fractured bones, before the boy’s body was discovered buried nearby. The boy’s mother was desperate to see her son but was told the body was too badly damaged.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Wang Chaoxu was arrested and told police he believed eating the brain with earthworms and ants would cure his illness. It was claimed a three-year-old girl, who was reported missing on the same day, may also be one of his victims. The girl was found dead in public toilets with a knife cut to her head.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/articleshow/5702372.cms"&gt;Source&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://tamburina.tumblr.com/post/675067149"&gt;tamburina&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;What the FUCK.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;^&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://closetnerdchaos.tumblr.com/post/675297570</link><guid>http://closetnerdchaos.tumblr.com/post/675297570</guid><pubDate>Mon, 07 Jun 2010 23:46:43 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>coffeestains:

binds:

by the unicorn diaries

</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3m0skgPZZ1qa4xrfo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://coffeestains.tumblr.com/post/671360960/binds-by-the-unicorn-diaries"&gt;coffeestains&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://binds.tumblr.com/post/670670125"&gt;binds&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;by &lt;a href="http://flickr.com/photos/milkpockets"&gt;the unicorn diaries&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://closetnerdchaos.tumblr.com/post/673857963</link><guid>http://closetnerdchaos.tumblr.com/post/673857963</guid><pubDate>Mon, 07 Jun 2010 14:58:02 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>yerawizardharry:

(via thechocolatebrigade)
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2fwguFKn31qa0nd6o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://yerawizardharry.tumblr.com/post/670553502/via-thechocolatebrigade"&gt;yerawizardharry&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://thechocolatebrigade.tumblr.com/"&gt;thechocolatebrigade&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://closetnerdchaos.tumblr.com/post/673850970</link><guid>http://closetnerdchaos.tumblr.com/post/673850970</guid><pubDate>Mon, 07 Jun 2010 14:55:15 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>cottonparachutes:

(via yerawizardharry)
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3jwrqqmly1qzahuvo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://cottonparachutes.tumblr.com/post/666949467/via-yerawizardharry"&gt;cottonparachutes&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://yerawizardharry.tumblr.com/"&gt;yerawizardharry&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://closetnerdchaos.tumblr.com/post/666952535</link><guid>http://closetnerdchaos.tumblr.com/post/666952535</guid><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jun 2010 13:07:40 -0400</pubDate><category>LOL FORNICATE</category></item><item><title>treeswithoutleaves:

thelittlestgiant:silversplinter:kristenhassw...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://assets.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player_black.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/664434955/tumblr_l3ienuLMDt1qzw43o&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best" wmode="opaque"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://treeswithoutleaves.tumblr.com/post/664432509"&gt;treeswithoutleaves&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thelittlestgiant.tumblr.com/post/664426180/silversplinter-kristenhasswagga-santeria"&gt;thelittlestgiant&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;a href="http://silversplinter.tumblr.com/post/664419434"&gt;silversplinter&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;a href="http://kristenhasswagga.tumblr.com/post/664419139/santeria-sublime"&gt;kristenhasswagga&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;santeria&lt;/em&gt; —&lt;strong&gt; sublime &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://closetnerdchaos.tumblr.com/post/664434955</link><guid>http://closetnerdchaos.tumblr.com/post/664434955</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 Jun 2010 17:43:04 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>knockturn:

kaitygolightly:

I can’t calm myself down. I’m anxious and nervous and sad all at the...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://knockturn.tumblr.com/post/664368196/kaitygolightly-i-cant-calm-myself-down-im"&gt;knockturn&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://kaitygolightly.tumblr.com/post/664360391/i-cant-calm-myself-down-im-anxious-and-nervous"&gt;kaitygolightly&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I can’t calm myself down. I’m anxious and nervous and sad all at the same time. I keep trying to tell myself everything is okay, but I can’t seem to make myself trust my judgement.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://closetnerdchaos.tumblr.com/post/664416324</link><guid>http://closetnerdchaos.tumblr.com/post/664416324</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 Jun 2010 17:34:39 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>

